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Laughteritis

Jul 01 | 1:50 PM

A Doctors day special by the best known doctor-cum-standup comedian Dr. Jagdish. Join in with your family for 45 mins of non-stop laughter.

happy doctor's day happy doctor's day everybody good to see you this is your host dr babe for the evening i'm an eye surgeon i'm an ophthalmic surgeon i'm currently working with shri shankara diva nitra like gohati and awesome man good to see you hi yes good to see you too good to see you too looking forward to the event today absolutely absolutely does that uh it's a beautiful doctor's day and maybe i could share a few editors before we uh hear you so are we good to go sure yes yes please go ahead absolutely sir so this is something that i always wanted to share because you are an emt surgeon how many people in the comment section could tell me if they have had a beautiful experience with the tuning fork test in their exams so i would want people to be active on the comment uh [Music] foreign [Laughter] it was a beautiful sequence of errors i will hand over the beautiful evening to somebody who i am a fan of i've been watching sir evolve through comedy as a doctor as a stand-up thank you very much thank you very much mavia and uh please give a bigger applause to dr bhave as well well thank you for those claps now that you've heard those claps you must have realized i have become truly as a comedian audience [Music] or hear us i can't see you or hear you but i hope this is the reaction that is uh going on all right guys great i think we're all ready for stand-up comedy and uh before i get started i'd like to introduce myself for those who don't know me i am before that is saying our students are allowed up it's already guzzle to allow dinner [Music] yeah of course all right half the indian population thinks they're doctors anyone can join nobody's uh all right so guys my name is dr vedi i'm an ent surgeon and a sinus specialist those with allergy give me a rakshi yeah i could feel that i could feel that for those who didn't achieve yeah so now you can you know go in the night and put some vikas on your nose and sleep so that you'll be at malevolent for the rest of the night yeah i mean i'm not trying to be you know desperate for patients but always there's hope that there may be some patients over here i also practice online work from home but it'll be good to always keep on like but i'm really not desperate for patients i i get a lot of patience actually like me for one since i've started my clinical practice um i have always had a queue full of patients all the time coming to see me like i mean surgeon or whether i'm good in my work or not i get patients for totally different reason my name is it's a very old name right like this it's a very old sounding [Music] like it doesn't really match with this uh handsome hot hunk right the kind of thing yeah very old sounding name right it doesn't sound good like if you close your eyes and picture someone called doctor it's very old name right and uh and people think it's a very old doctor is a very experienced doctor that's why a lot of people come to see me but it's not doesn't feel good you know feeling old right and you know my friends say uh you know jagdish your name sounds very old why don't you change it uh to a younger name you know nowadays there are name consultants in the us they can change your name to a better name i'm like why go to us we have a name consultant in india only he sits in up yeah well the problem is he likes my name he might change your name yes so you know yeah but practice has been uh has been fun but you know one thing i've realized nowadays i think you know everybody is uh very angry right like everybody is angry like right i mean you can pick an argument with anyone today uh on any topic like you could just pick anything and then people will be like how dare you talk to me like this i want to know why you want to take your words back i know what you know what you're doing yeah mainly like a human race i think you know and i don't know why we are all so angry and you know what people do when they are angry nowadays what's a new hobby is is they beat up doctors you know so i started thinking of you know one day me and my friends we just sat on some alcohol and we started brainstorming if somebody comes to beat us what will we do you know as doctors what is our strategy so we came up with some strategies and uh and they're pretty good you know i'll just uh i'll tell you maybe you can use some of them um one is that you know if five six people come into an opd to look for dr jagdish chattawadi um you know what i will do i will remove my apron and my death and look for dr jagdish [Applause] and even if they find out later on that it is but you know that's risky you need very good acting skills then i did more research and i found some scientific data and this says if somebody is angry and you confuse them they cannot be angry anymore you know you can't be angry and confused at the same time and this is a scientific fact right like for example if if somebody comes into my chamber with some sticks and all of that three four people and when they enter inside my room i can suddenly stop and look at them and say okay okay because you know you may be right because you know one in three indians you can basically confuse someone but uh but you know what if the person is not deepak right so then i came to know as a doctor uh you know you can communicate in the right words and you cannot get beaten up you know if like if you select the right words you can save yourself from getting beaten up like for example if a patient comes and say hey doctor diagnosis you get angry yeah they'll beat me like esco diagnosis but for example if the patients come and say you don't know the doctor you don't even know the diagnosis patient related a patient say uh doctor that surgery complication you did and if i say yes they will beat me right but if they say doctor that surgery complication you did i said no it's uh it's hydrogenic [Music] uh you know whether you act like you are somebody else or you call somebody deepak can get them confused or you tell hydrogenic but i have come up with a foolproof way to never get beaten up in this country you know and you can apply this to it's a patent-protected uh completely thought-out way that in this country uh you know you can you can survive yourself from getting beaten up and uh you know what that strategy is imagine if 10 15 people come with sticks guns and all of that charge into my opinion room and they come to beat me you know what i will do i will stand up and sing the national anthem yeah because they also have to stand until help arrives you know and um and if they move then uh then they are anti-nationals and then i'll have a bigger reason to beat them so in this in this country nationalism is more important than health care so hamara desh bhattagara so make sure that you learn the national anthem go to the closest theater whenever it opens learn the national anthem because but otherwise if anybody gets hostile just start singing stand up and start singing the national anthem and they will get confused also their anger will also go away and they will also add a change of patriotic patriotism into their lives um but i always used to wonder guys you know why are we you know constantly angry you know and i came up with three or four reasons why we are angry all the time and one of the reasons is our upbringing you know in our you know childhood and all of that how many of you go to school give me a cheer or just write in the comment section if people go to school well i thought so okay all right yeah yeah i don't know if you're going to school right yeah how many of you are back benches any backbenchers over here back pictures give me some some reaction how many of you are backbenchers backpackers just put a put or something over there yeah any backbenchers over here put some fire emojis yeah malevolent is a backbencher very good very good yeah yeah yeah a lot of you are there uh backwards i was a backpacker you know i used to be that kid in school you know who used to uh you know disturb the teachers all the time right like suppose if the teachers teaching uh you know suppose if they're doing like this you know teaching something i would be the one who make these kind of sounds in the class hey what you did nonsense fella who made that noise what you ate in came curd raisa it's a southern in school right uh so teacher would say meet me after the class i will eat that you know it could constantly be disturbing the class and um and as a backbencher i used to be very good at that i was the president of the backbenchers association uh also and yeah but you know again when the teacher would turn around i would keep making some sounds like so like hey who's talking behind my back who's tucking behind my back nonsense fella and then i would get up and say uh madam uh we are not talking behind your back uh we are talking in front of your back because you see the back is in front of us so you should say i don't like people talking in front of my back or behind my front and and she was the english teacher so she gave me a compliment she said outstanding you know so a lot of these outstanding experiences you know also add to your you know trauma when you when you grow up you know you're generally more angry and all of that the other reason i think why we are all angry is because of what's in our pants you know smartphones right and these smartphones they're full of apps right these these how i'm sure how many of you have a smartphone full of apps just right ea or yes or something like ours written yeah yeah right yeah we've all got yeah they're full of apps right there is an app for everything right anything you can think of there is an app for it now one day i was thinking what is there an app not for and i found an app for that it is called apne abdo a ledger tab you'll find it on google play store it's got one star um but you know the thing is these apps these apps basically you know uh they mess with your mind right uh one second there's an app for everything right and then you know these apps are the ones that really mess with your mind because what these apps do is things that are not usually very cool or you know they are awkward they make it sound very cool you know that's the biggest problem like i'll give you an example um how many of you like travelling in the train give me a cheer or say something to train travelers anybody in the train anybody train there yeah i used to be the kind of guy who used to love traveling in trains with my uh you know [Applause] yeah so mia is a train traveler i used to love traveling in the train i used to be the kind of guy uh you know when i used to go on the train i used to like this person who used to hawk and sell you know italy dosa somewhere have you heard uh the way these guys sell you know [Music] i used to be so motivated by this guy like in fact we used to have a conversation like you know you used to be like i am like you know almost like mating calls you know but you know even though i like that so much i never had the guts to tell my father because after a few minutes it would be like i i i this school like this uh but you know in today's day and age uh who's basically hawking and selling and making it cool you know swiggy yeah and this will become a tradition for apps you take all these professions and they become cool like for example those who sell vegetables big baskets foreign yeah these are not cool things these are really not cool things but these apps you know they make it cool and you know and then on top of that you know these these engineers who make these apps you know first of all i'm i'm extremely uh you know uh jealous of engineers i know there are no engineers over here but i know we are all learned with the engineering lingo and all of that i get so jealous yeah as a doctor you know these engineers and their uh you know so simple the way they talk you know sir we have a lot of data yeah is it big yeah call it big data sir we are learning a lot is the learning deep yeah call it deep learning sir machine is also learning yeah call it machine learning so there is an internet on that thing yeah it's called internet of things oh my god is this real it's like no it's artificial intelligence [Applause] basically all this information that comes out from your apps and all of that you know that gets uh sold to someone and then you get a spam call every day like i get a spam call every morning like every morning i get up like very good morning calling from personal department do you want the loan i'm like soba i want i don't want a loan i want to be alone will keep calling sir very good sir from personality you know uh but i i can't do this in a in a hospital clinic right i can't be like in front of a patient call i'm like second patient sorry you know i can't do that right uh so i started coming up with a quieter way of doing this and now what i do is i pick up the call and disconnect it pick up the call and disconnect it but you know because sometimes it could be patience and sometimes i get very interesting conversations i'll tell you a secret way okay uh one day i got a call like this unknown number and i picked it up okay and there's this girl on the other end and this is how she greets me she's like i'm like hello she's like she's like kanakaya you ready i'm like yes these apps they get you into a lot of trouble you know and all of this happens the other reason why we're angry is because of friends how many of your friends now in this age give me give me a comment or how many of your friends put some fire symbol and all of that yeah i got friends yeah yeah in this age you have friends just talk to some of your senior professors in their 50s you know because everyone knows friendship is basically everyone's just like only right you know there's nothing called friendship for every other relationship you have a document that you can share you know other pan card or you know passport but friends is that is this that simple you know to make a friend is there's no rule or regulation right anybody can be your friend that's why i'm scared of this concept of friendship and i never understand like you have you seen french crew colors on your birthday the moment it's your birthday the way these uh these friends [Laughter] me [Music] and this is what happens with friends right and you know friends have this knack of giving some very bad advice but it sounds very intelligent like my friend told me this true story he says your jokes are not connecting with the youngsters you need to connect with the youngsters vibe with them you know bring all this and all of that you know what you don't understand lot of you know all of these things i'm like how do i how do i connect to youngsters what are young jokes it's like talk about things that youngsters do like you know go go on tinder bumble some of those things i'm like man i'm married i have two kids if i go on tinder i will actually need tinder [Laughter] and within five minutes i get a match yeah good to see look and uh there's this girl who's like uh what's the doctor doing on tinder i'm like my doctor is you know other people she said but what kind of doctor are you i said ent oh you know it's not my favorite you know when i take a bath my ear gets blocked water enters inside the wax swells up so take solid wax ear drops three drops in the morning three drops in the night for seven days and review with me in the opd for syringe unmatched hazardous consultation and i went to my friend i'm like yeah what kind of advice you give me here i'm having a loss over there patient consultation and he's like uh you know and that's why i never understand the uh you know full saying of friends have you heard the full saying of that saying friend in need is a friend indeed have you heard the full saying of that i'll tell you a friend in need is a friend indeed but you are in that need because of that friends deed that is the full saying of friend in need as a as a friend indeed they made another app like these uh doctor patient connecting apps no practical library them fine all right what's our app say you can find these people and then you can you know charge for your consultation fees you can get your money back so okay i went on one of these apps i went on library or something and uh i had this patient who had booked an appointment in my clinic her name was shweta and she wrote to me uh doctor i have an appointment with you at seven o'clock uh can i postpone it to 7 30 i am like show shweta you are my only patient for the last one week and i live in bangalore if you say 7 30 my houses have garcinia you know one o'clock because of bangalore traffic and she became so happy with my answer that she gave me three kiss emojis yeah too hard with that on the face while smiling yeah three hug emojis and i'm like uh what did i write to her and then i realized my over smartphone auto corrected sweetheart to sweetheart so consultation by dating my consultation this is why you know abs make you very angry but anyway i i went i wanted to go meet uh shweta and uh you know treat her so i went and i was in bangalore and you know in bangalore i was driving a car i was on the right side of the road i wanted to go on the left as usual and there was another car on the left side of the road that wanted to go on the right as usual and somewhere in between we met and you know i didn't want to fight with these guys but normally there's an expectation to fight right because i want to see my patient on time also so i learned how to how to divert a fight also you know fitness you know someone to avoid road rage like literally i walk on his footpath sorry footsteps you know at any given point of time so what i learned from him is that you know what i learned from him is just leave up your you know your t-shirt and shirts and pump up your chest and act like you sniffed something and you keep doing that and then you go towards them people get scared so i got out of my car and i slammed the door you know i closed the door really hard i went in front of the car that it you know suddenly stopped and i hit from behind i saw two young guys sitting in the front door so to scare them and intimidate them i put my leg on their bonnet you know i put my leg on their bonnet and sparing deathly you know deathly stares into their eyes and one thing i learned from haryana if you really want to scare the crap out of someone you know what you do act like you're taking out your gun from your jacket but uh you have to just act like it so i put my hand inside my jacket i said i'm gonna take out a gun and this these guys freaked out one guy came out of the door looked at me and says other guy came out from the other side started singing the national anthem i was like i waited for the national anthem to get over and then at the back i could see that there was a girl sitting there i looked at her she made an eye contact with me and suddenly i get a phone call and she says very good morning sasha from accident loan department yeah and um yeah that's how it is guys so thank you very much uh you guys you've been a wonderful audience and uh i hope i was able to connect with you through all of this but i had a great time uh and um and uh um thanks uh thanks for this platform uh mediflix and uh uh you know plexus md uh for bringing humor into the lives of doctors i think that's very important that i've always seen uh plexus md on the front step of always trying to bring humor you have a humor channel that features some of my content as well and it's very encouraging for doctors like myself i'm sure for the doctors as well who are doing comedy uh you know to do this so thank you very much guys i hope you had a great time and uh hope to see you live someday alive you know and uh and then we'll do some some more comedy at that point of time but with that thanks guys back 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